Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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