Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
