I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
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We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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