How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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