Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
So much rum. So many feels.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
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YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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