so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Randomize
