She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
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Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
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OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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