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I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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