? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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