Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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