the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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