Dual....:-)
You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
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noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
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I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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