new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
