Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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