Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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