Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
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I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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