4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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