Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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