I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I'm getting married
To pizza
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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