A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
