David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
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I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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