Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
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I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
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I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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