sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
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I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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