No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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