Already got asked if we're dating
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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