he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
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took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
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I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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