her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
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Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
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Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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