judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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