I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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