WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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