I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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