I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
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No...this little piggys going to the bar
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
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I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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