ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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