their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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