phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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