I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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