Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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