Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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