Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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