My nipple is on Facebook.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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