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• (248): View more from Michigan

  fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!

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  What does that mean?

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  How when the cu k dos I yet u

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  Focus

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  no, he came in my armpit

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..

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  i'll start checking the bushes on campus.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.

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• (415): View more from California

  He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Drinking loves me for WHO I am

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• (818): View more from California

  Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?

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• (585): View more from New York

  It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"

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• (325): View more from Texas

  Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?

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