Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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