Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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