kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
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She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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