Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
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I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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