yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
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It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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