I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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