the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
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