when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I'm passing your future prison.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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