That's intense
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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