Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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