You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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