I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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